Abraham Lincoln, the 16th President of the United States, was one of the greatest presidents of all-time. He led us through the Civil War, brought about the end of slavery, and really hated The Hunger Games. Also, he thought all the other presidents were jerks. Don’t believe me? Check out this web series he starred in. Here are 7 funny rants by Brutally Honest Abe:
Brutally Honest Abe: Thomas Jefferson Loved Dick
Dick in his mouth? Yup, he was all about that.
Brutally Honest Abe: Xbox One Blows
I love that Abraham Lincoln has a Time Tech article in a gold frame.
Brutally Honest Abe: George Washington Is A Jerk
George Washington is the Anti-Santa.
Brutally Honest Abe: The Case Against The Hunger Games
In the future, most names are also stripper names.
Brutally Honest Abe: Was John Adams The Worst President?
The larger the man, the better the President.
Brutally Honest Abe: Stephen Hawking Sucks
A Brief History of Slams by Abra-Slam Lincoln
Brutally Honest Abe: Ugh. Ryan Seacrest. Am I Right?
New Years Suckin’ Eve
Geoffrey Golden is a bestselling author and Editor-in-Chief of The Devastator comedy magazine.
