There are creepy-looking creatures living in the New York City underground. No, I’m not talking about mutant turtles with ninja skills. I’m talking about regular rats invading the NYC subways. I guess anyone can get a subway pass in NYC, regardless of species. Here are 8 creepy videos of subway rats:
Subway Rats: Scaring Passengers In NYC
They’re all getting up to very politely offer the rat their seats.
Subway Rats: “Cuddling” With Homeless Guys
The rat is putting himself out there after a painful breakup.
Subway Rats: New York City – R Train
No sleep ‘til Brooklyn… because of rats!
Subway Rats: Getting Adopted
Ch-ch-ch-Chip & Dale Rescue Rodents
Subway Rats: Crawling Onto Sleeping Dudes
“Shh,” said the rat. “It’s okay. I’m just a disease-carrying rodent. Let me do this.”
Subway Rats: New York City – A Train
The song “Take The A Train” was actually written by a rat.
Subway Rats: Crawling Up A Guy’s Pants
That’s a creepy move, even for a rat.
Subway Rats: Getting Fed
See? They’re like evil little kittens.
Geoffrey Golden is a bestselling author and Editor-in-Chief of The Devastator comedy book series.