Get outta the way!
This cat is yours now. Deal with it.
'You'll shoot your eye out' is an understatement.
Get in here now.
Eye eating parasites is a thing.
Probably not the type of education parents want for their kids.
As accurate as Ancestry.com
Laugh the day away.
If any of these stories are about you, you might be a redneck.
I think we should text other people.