The ultimate party candle.
There are definitely better times to polish the family jewels.
She was pissed about it. Literally.
Arrrrrgh!
Late "Mother of the Year" candidate.
Your pills, bro. Your pills.
He might get a few objections when the officiant asks the crowd.
Money sometimes makes people do shitty things.
Truly amazing.
Maybe pass on drinking the water in Virginia this week.