Netflix is proudly debuting the 'Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon' sequel, even though straight-to-video sequels are famously terrible.
Put this in your pipe and laugh. And then smoke. But mainly laugh.
10 sexy shots of Sophia Thomalla.
Also: Jerry Lawler makes the UK sound racist and yes I know it's actually called the WWE World Heavyweight Championship.
Two superstars, one poorly photoshopped cover.