This is the shittiest Twitter thread ever.
Elon Musk has become the new father of Jack Dorsey's baby.
This is why we can’t have nice things.
Time to start popping those pills, boys.
She really should know better.
We'd pay to see this fight.
You've gotta fight...for your right...to...shop for clothes?!
He's baaaaaack...
There is only one right answer...or is there?
Not the kind of madness we were tuning in for.