This is why I work from home.
She sure needed some loving.
A truly shitty situation here, guys.
That sounds like one delicious sandwich.
The remote thief strikes again.
What a time to be alive.
Here's to hoping nobody in your town has ever heard of the internet, buddy.
Put it down, Johnny. That's not a miniature baseball bat.
Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus and he's a pervert.
And there's no ifs, ands, or butts about it.