This is meta dumb.
Haven't you ever heard of weed?
Crime doesn't pay. Neither does maternity leave.
How long 'til he gets beaten up for being a mama's boy?
If the shanty’s a-rockin’, don’t come a-knockin’…
Is that a sturgeon in your pocket or...?
If you wish your lover smelled like fried potatoes, the Idaho Potato Commission has you covered.
And you wonder why you're still a virgin...
Something tells us this guy isn't very well-read.
Get some egg on his face, guys.