Meanwhile in Tennessee: Man Cuts Off His Penis and Tosses It at Police, And We’re Not Sure What to Do With That (Neither Were They) There's a lot of ways to react to being pulled over and none of them should end with cutting your…
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Larry David Caught Multiple Times Plugging His Ears in Public Is Totally Speaking Our Language Larry David is known for being a sourpuss. The grumpy old man who created Seinfeld and Curb Your Enthusiasm should just…
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Meanwhile in India: Man Dies After Gluing His Penis Hole Shut, And Now Our Worst Nightmares Are Real Let it be said that glue is not a form of birth control. And using said glue to seal the…
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Weird News Update: Son Who Sued Parents For Trashing His Porn Stash Actually Won, Judge Apparent Advocate For Staying Old School Horny David Werking asked his parents to send him the 12 boxes he left in their basement. Instead of just sending…