Jeff Bezos’ Evil Laugh After Blue Origin Return Now Makes Us Hate Ourselves So Much For All Those Pandemic Amazon Binges While we understand this clip proves nothing other than the fact that (on top of making sure we get a…
Mandatory Laughs: Today’s Funny Photos For 07-22-2021 Without today’s collection of funny photos (or the last one), we’re afraid you’re not getting the daily recommended laughs, and we…
Mandatory GIFs of the Week 07-21-2021 We’re halfway there, Mandatory Nation. Soon we’ll be able to taste the freedom of the weekend and celebrate that time…
Meanwhile in South Carolina: Beachgoers Try to Ride Endangered Sea Turtle Laying Eggs, We Wish These People Were Extinct People are the worst.
Meanwhile in New Jersey: House Cleaner Breaks Into Wrong Address, Still Nice Enough to Tidy the Place Up Regardless, he went inside and cleaned for more than two hours. As he was wrapping everything up, he began playing…
Mandatory Laughs: Today’s Funny Photos For 07-21-2021 Without today’s collection of funny photos (or the last one), we’re afraid you’re not getting the daily recommended laughs, and we…
Mandatory Funniest Tweets About Jeff Bezos’ Dick-Shaped Rocket on Twitter, Ship Matches the Drapes (And Probably Everything Else) In unavoidable news of the day, Jeff Bezos went to space and back. Whoop-de-fucking-doo.
Space Cowboy Jeff Bezos Safely Returns to Earth After Brief Blue Origin Jaunt (You’re Stuck With Him, Says the Cosmos) One small step for man, one big slap in the face for mankind.
Meanwhile in Science: Experimental Toilet Turns Poop Into Power and Digital Currency, Don’t Be Surprised When Someone Wants to Take Your Crap For You Turn your crap into currency! That’s the thinking behind an experimental new toilet being developed at the Ulsan National Institute…
Meanwhile in Dubai: World’s Deepest Underwater Diving Pool Promises 200 Feet of Fun For Those Who Forgot Their Fear of Drowning Kiss your ass Dubai.