Mandatory GIFs of the Week 06-09-2021 We’re halfway there, Mandatory Nation. Soon we’ll be able to taste the freedom of the weekend and celebrate that time…
Meanwhile in Florida: Boy Swims Hour to Rescue Drowning Dad, Perfect Card to Play For Father’s Day If you're struggling to find the perfect Father's Day gift for the man who donated your Y chromosome, consider this…
Meanwhile in Texas: Mom Arrested After Posing as Daughter For Entire Day at Middle School (And Her Reason Why Is Somewhat Insane) Move over, Ferris Bueller. There’s a new way of getting out of school.
Mandatory Drunk of the Week: Wisconsin Teen Passes Out in Cop’s Airbnb, Might As Well Handcuff Himself Next Time Back in the day, when you got blitzed out of your skull and did something incredibly stupid, no one ever…
Meanwhile in London: Photos of World’s First Glass Sky Pool Opens, Adds Exciting New Way to Tease Death From Leisurely Activity Aside from being a streetside attraction, it's also the perfect place for giant birds to alight for a drink of…
Mandatory Laughs: Today’s Funny Photos For 06-09-2021 Without today’s collection of funny photos (or the last one), we’re afraid you’re not getting the daily recommended laughs, and we…
Mandatory Funniest TikToks of the Week 06-08-2021 Skip the endless scrolling and get right to the good stuff. We've collected some of our favorite TikTok videos that…
Meanwhile on TikTok: Fast-Food Karen Gets Flame-Broiled After Complaining Husband Was Too Distracted Staring at Employee’s Buns Allegedly his mouth was watering the entire meal, and not from the famous Grade F, flame-broiled meat patties.
Meanwhile in Space: Jeff Bezos to Take First Blue Origin Flight Next Month, Earth Scrambling to Create No-Return Policy Ah, to be the richest man in the world and have nothing better to do than launch yourself into space.…
Meanwhile in New York: Private School Teaches First Graders Masturbation, Can’t Wait For Second Base, Err Grade The irony is, the lessons were given without the parent's consent.