Drinking Any Amount of Alcohol Causes Brain Damage, Study Finds the Damage Is Already Done (So Drink Up and Enjoy What’s Left, Dummy) Talk about a buzzkill. A new study from the University of Oxford has declared that there is no “safe” level…
Mike Lindell Thrown Out of Republican Governors Gathering, Luckily MyPillow Has Moisture-Absorbing Foam For All Those Tears Mike Lindell just can’t catch a break – not that he deserves one.
Meanwhile in Russia: Circus Trainer Attacked by His Lions, Gives People a Real Show (Video) Trainer Maxim Orlov received wounds on his arms and legs when one of the lions he trains attacked him twice…
Funniest Tweets Blaming Joe Biden For Chick-Fil-A Sauce Shortage as Rumors Swirl He’s a Carl’s Jr. Guy After announcing a limit on how many sauce packets customers could have with their order, the fast-food franchise is front…
Bitcoin Pop-Up Pizza Brand Strangely Doesn’t Accept Bitcoin, Correctly Values Pizza Over Pretend Money Is pizza the most valuable currency ever conceived?
Meanwhile in Prison: TikToker Sneaks in For First Date With Man She Just Met Online (Wait, They Have TikTok in Prison?) A TikToker thought things were going well with a man she met online only to be abruptly ghosted by him.…
Meanwhile in Florida: High School Photoshops More Clothing Onto Female Students’ Yearbook Cleavage, That Doesn’t Sound Like Florida Given how hot – and trashy – Florida is, you’d think the Sunshine State would be down with skimpy tops…
Mandatory Laughs: Today’s Funny Photos For 05-27-2021 Without today’s collection of funny photos (or the last one), we’re afraid you’re not getting the daily recommended laughs, and we…
Meanwhile in Ukraine: Chernobyl Vodka Made From ‘Radioactive’ Apples Seized By Customs, Americans Never Get to Have Any Fun Why drink regular, old non-radioactive vodka when you can have Chernobyl's best?
Mandatory GIFs of the Week 05-26-2021 We’re halfway there, Mandatory Nation. Soon we’ll be able to taste the freedom of the weekend and celebrate that time…