Meanwhile in Florida: Man Saves Dog Snatched By Alligator, Anyone Else Getting ‘Happy Gilmore’ Flashbacks? Florida man has struck again.
Meanwhile in Ohio: $5 Million Vaccine Lottery Causes Injection Frenzy by Bribing Americans, Our Most Cherished Tradition Boy, does Governor DeWine know his people.
Mandatory Laughs: Today’s Funny Photos For 05-20-2021 Without today’s collection of funny photos (or the last one), we’re afraid you’re not getting the daily recommended laughs, and we…
Meanwhile in Texas: Security Guard Busts Out Martial Arts Moves at Mexican Restaurant (Ay, Caramba!) A security guard at a Mexican restaurant in Dallas, Texas, showed a couple of troublemakers that they were not to…
Mandatory GIFs of the Week 05-19-2021 We’re halfway there, Mandatory Nation. Soon we’ll be able to taste the freedom of the weekend and celebrate that time…
Meanwhile in New Jersey: Cop Busted For Running Meth Lab Out of His Home, Would Almost Be Weirder If He Wasn’t A 50-year-old cop was recently arrested by his coworkers at the Long Branch Police Department after they were called to…
Meanwhile in Wisconsin: Burglarized Bakery Puts Perpetrator’s Face on Their Cookie, Some Might Say the Cookie Monster Canfora Bakery is a staple in the city for its baked good, sandwiches, and Italian cookies. But, until recently, it…
Meanwhile in China: Tourist Nearly Plummets to Death After Glass Bridge Shatters, Appreciates Irony of Telling Future Wife ‘We’ll Cross That Bridge When We Get There’ After all, crossing a shattered glass bridge in the middle of a tempest is the perfect metaphor for walking down…
Mandatory Laughs: Today’s Funny Photos For 05-19-2021 Without today’s collection of funny photos (or the last one), we’re afraid you’re not getting the daily recommended laughs, and we…
Holy Irony: Fastest Car in World Wrecked While Riding on Bed of Truck, We Laughed at This While Sneezing and Threw Out Our Back But the SSC Tuatara, which has an estimated top speed of 331 mph, got into a wreck in the most unheroic…