Meanwhile in Florida: Horny Man Arrested For Making Furry Love to Stuffed Animals at Local Target Asks ‘Is It News If There’s No Surprise?’ Witnesses saw 22-year-old Cody Meader grab a stuffed unicorn, who knows why, and dry hump it while being watched by…
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Ted Cruz Fundraises by Signing Copies of Dr. Seuss’ ‘Green Eggs and Ham’ (But We Do Not Like That Ham) Ted Cruz has failed at a lot of things – a presidential run, taking care of his constituents during Winter…
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Meanwhile in San Francisco: Woman Who Coughs on Uber Driver Earns Jerk of the Year Award, Turns Herself In To Receive It (Video) From cutting people in line at the bagel shop to running people over with cars, the super dark times of…
This College Is Paying Students Not to Travel Over Spring Break, Says You Can Get Drunk, Naked and Ruin Your Life at Home Just Fine This Year This year, just like 2020, experts are urging caution around spring break because of the ongoing coronavirus pandemic. One college…