Major Burn: President Biden’s Dog Bites Stranger at White House, The Scent of Evil Was Strong That Day Psaki would not confirm the identity of the victim though many speculate she knows exactly where all the bones are…
Mandatory Funniest Tweets to Wrap the Week of 03-12-2021 Congratulations on making it through another week in 2021. Now celebrate by sitting back and scrolling through some of the…
Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey is Selling the First Ever Tweet, And You Thought Crypto Currency Was Silly Dorsey sent the tweet back in March of 2006, well before most of us ever even heard about Twitter. Our…
The Mandatory Funniest ‘Where’s My Money’ Tweets For the New Round of Stimulus Relief Checks The good news: recently passed legislation means you will be receiving a third stimulus check in the amount of $1,400…
Reddit Tale of Woman Who Accidentally Left Handcuffs Out When Boyfriend’s Mom Visited Goes Viral But sometimes, the item your mom or dad spies during a brief stint in your living space is worse than…
Meanwhile in Texas: Supposed Genius Elon Musk Shares Family Photo From New Home in Arguably Worst Place to Move in 2021 Elon Musk, the man America just can’t seem to get rid of, recently posted a rare family photo that included…
Prince William Says Royals ‘Very Much Not a Racist Family,’ Exactly What a Very Much Racist Family Would Say During a visit to an East London school, a reporter dared to ask Prince William if the royals were a…
Meanwhile in Vermont: Exploding Meteor Rattles Buildings, Everything’s Fine Says People White Knuckling and Waiting For the Rest of Them It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s a…meteor? That’s what residents of Vermont found themselves saying on Sunday night as…
Fisher-Price Wants to Subject Children to Zoom Meetings With New Home Office For Kids From Hell Sadly, while this playset is close to perfecting a toddler version of working from home, it lacks one major addition:…
Mandatory Laughs: Today’s Funny Photos For 03-12-2021 Without today’s collection of funny photos (or the last one), we’re afraid you’re not getting the daily recommended laughs. So here’s…