Iceberg the Size of NYC Breaks Off Antarctica Now Awaits Flock of Millennials Looking For Exclusive ‘Grammable’ Backdrop Building an empire isn't easy, and with every hot location already littered with selfie sticks, it's near impossible to find…
Meanwhile in Michigan: Library Closes After Outbreak of Venomous Spiders, All One People Inside Evacuated With Pay As humans with a healthy fear of eight-legged monsters, we’re glad to hear they moved the one or two people…
Mandatory Laughs: Today’s Funny Photos For 03-11-2021 Without today’s collection of funny photos (or the last one), we’re afraid you’re not getting the daily recommended laughs. So here’s…
Mandatory GIFs of the Week 03-10-2021 We’re halfway there, Mandatory Nation. Soon we’ll be able to taste the freedom of the weekend and celebrate that time…
Face Mask State IDs Give Hope to Teens in Need of a Good Fake ID, Really Just Need 2 Whole Eyes to Drink Now So for any bored high schoolers in the Laguna Hills area of Southern California, there's hope for you yet.
Scream-Based Covid Test Is Incredibly Accurate at Measuring Our Quarantine Resentment and Sheer Misery Now, a new Covid test allows you to unleash your rage at the state of the world and get tested…
Meanwhile in Florida: Family Returns Home to Find Man Binging TV on Their Couch, Proving Just How Overpriced Netflix Really Is We’d love to see an interview with the perpetrator explaining what he was thinking. Who would break into a house,…
Mandatory Laughs: Today’s Funny Photos For 03-10-2021 Without today’s collection of funny photos (or the last one), we’re afraid you’re not getting the daily recommended laughs. So here’s…
Mandatory TikToks of the Week 03-09-2021 If you’re like us, TikTok has now consumed your life. At first, it may seem boring and weird, but then…
TikTok Snow-Loving Husky Shakes Head When Told to Go Inside (That Makes One of Us Who Likes Winter) In a now-viral TikTok, a 5-year-old Husky named Malakai refused to come indoors. Perhaps it was because the pup, who…