Congratulations? New Dad Runs Off With Girlfriend’s Mom, Takes ‘Family Man’ to a Whole New World No matter how bad your dad was, he probably wasn’t as awful as this guy. Ryan Shelton, a 29-year-old from…
Mandatory GIFs of the Week 02-24-2021 We’re halfway there, Mandatory Nation. Soon we’ll be able to taste the freedom of the weekend and celebrate that time…
Mandatory Laughs: Today’s Funny Photos For 02-24-2021 Without today’s collection of funny photos (or the last one), we’re afraid you’re not getting the daily recommended laughs. So here’s…
Meanwhile in Florida: ‘Beer Can Island’ Is Eroding, And We Only Need to Raise $500K to Save It The nine-acre island, like many islands, is eroding. And it’s not happening slowly. In the two years since it was…
Tennis Player Nearly Pees Pants During Match Point, Stands Up For Men With Small Bladders Everywhere The umpire, giddily enforcing the Byzantine rule of a three-bathroom-break limit (which Shapovalov had already pissed away) refused to make…
Mandatory TikToks of the Week 02-23-2021 If you’re like us, TikTok has now consumed your life. At first, it may seem boring and weird, but then…
Meanwhile in Portland: Police Guard Dumpster Against Hungry Crowd, Sparks Curiosity As to How Those Stimulus Checks Are Going The crowd of do-gooders had gathered behind a Fred Meyer to repurpose a dumpster full of perishables, collecting hundreds of…
Meanwhile in Texas: Badass Nurse Crawls Out of 6-Car Pile-Up, Goes Straight to Work She said she made an effort to relax her body, knowing the collision was imminent. Who knows how she was…
Nissan’s “Office Pod” Camper Van Lets You Telecommute From Literally Anywhere If you don’t have to shop up in person to reassure the boss that you’re being productive, why should you…
Mandatory Laughs: Today’s Funny Photos For 02-23-2021 Without today’s collection of funny photos (or the last one), we’re afraid you’re not getting the daily recommended laughs. So here’s…