10 Times ‘The Simpsons’ Accurately Predicted Our Weird Future, Including Ted Cruz’s Quick Trip to Mexico The newest involves Ted Cruz and his recent ill-fated trip to Mexico. Like many other events, ‘The Simpsons’ actually predicted…
Meanwhile in Australia: Sydney Celebrates Mardi Gras With Actual Rainbow Road, Reminding People It’s Great to Be Openly Gay Down Under Almost four years later, in order to never forget that important moment, a 90-metre rainbow path was completed on the…
Mandatory Memes of the Week 02-22-2021 It’s Monday again and we’re sure you’re feeling just like us when we remember the glory that was the weekend.…
Meanwhile in New Jersey: First-Ever Double-Hand and Facial Transplant Performed, Earns Doctors Two Thumbs Up A 22-year-old New Jersey man is the first human to ever receive a double-hand and face transplant after melting his…
Instagram Model Goes Viral For Flashing Her Ass All Over New York, God Bless America An Instagram model has been parading around the Big Apple showing off her cheeks. Her butt cheeks, that is.
Meanwhile in New Jersey: Landmark Trump Casino Demolished In Fiery Explosion, A Sign 2021 Will Be A Good Year For now, let's tentatively file this under good news. Because we really need this year (even by a margin as…
Mandatory Laughs: Today’s Funny Photos For 02-22-2021 Without today’s collection of funny photos (or the last one), we’re afraid you’re not getting the daily recommended laughs. So here’s…
Meanwhile in Texas: The State Is Inundated With Drunk Birds From Berries, Just Keep Them Away From Politics It seems likely they just don’t realize they’re eating fermented berries. But, maybe, like us, they’ve already seen enough of…
Hospital Renames ‘Breast Milk’ to ‘Human Milk,’ And We’ve Lost Our Appetite A more inclusive medical system that provides high quality, unbiased care for all? We love that idea. Just don't order…
Full-Facial Hot-Waxes Are Newest TikTok Grooming Trend (We Have The Videos To Prove It) TikTok is home to a slew of grooming trends, many of them dangerous or just downright stupid. We’re sorry to…