Responsible Woman in Labor Stops to Drop Her Ballot on Way to Hospital, See That Wasn’t So Hard It all happened last week at a polling place in Orange County. That’s when a pregnant woman and her husband…
Republicans Have More Sex Than Democrats, But It’s an Anti-Climactic Crisis (With Less Than Enough Birth Control) There’s a lot of politics in sex. And a lot of sex in politics. Now, a new study has found…
Toss Your Cookies: Girl Scouts Tweet and Delete Support For Amy Coney Barrett, And Zack Braff Tells Those Girls Where to Go! The Girl Scouts are supposed to stand for something. The innocence of childhood. Being resourceful. Female empowerment. OK, and cookies.…
Mandatory Laughs: Today’s Funny Photos For 11-03-2020 Without today’s collection of funny photos (or the last one), we’re afraid you’re not getting the daily recommended laughs. So here’s…
Meanwhile in Florida: The Rest of America Depends on Florida to Get It Right For Once on Election Day Florida can’t be counted on for much – except for a steady stream of weird news, massive hurricanes, and elderly…
Dominatrixes Say Vote Biden or This Election Will Bone You, Not in a Good Way While this isn’t the most wholesome and is the most unique way we’ve ever anyone attempt to get people to…
Meanwhile in Florida: Police Officer Wrestles Alligator in Pool, Turns Out to Be a Floatie (Chokehold Likely Less Thrilling) The police in Polk County, Florida are good guys at least. They want to keep their communities safe from criminals,…
Meanwhile in Florida: Man Stabbed After Dance Off, Proof of Why You Should Never Bring a Knife to a Dance Fight According to a recent police report, a Florida man named Terrence Williams was walking arm-in-arm with his girlfriend, when they…
Mandatory Memes of the Week 11-02-2020 It’s Monday again and we’re sure you’re feeling just like us when we remember the glory that was the weekend.…
Mandatory Laughs: Today’s Funny Photos For 11-02-2020 Without today’s collection of funny photos (or the last one), we’re afraid you’re not getting the daily recommended laughs. So here’s…