Baby Bear Steals Woman’s Pumpkin, Apparently a Little Confused About the Rules of Halloween Kelly Stephens of Morris County, New Jersey, noticed an alert that someone was approaching her front door. When she took…
Mandatory Laughs: Today’s Funny Photos For 10-21-2020 Without today’s collection of funny photos (or the last one), we’re afraid you’re not getting the daily recommended laughs. So here’s…
Runaway Ice Surfacing Machine on Fire Looks to Be the Perfect Post-Election Ride of the Year Maybe the real image of 2020 should be an ice surfacing machine, engulfed in flames, flying around a hockey rink.…
Meanwhile in Florida: Man Faints in Heat, Firefighters Finish Mowing His Lawn (Hopefully Helped Themselves to a Cold Beer and Made Out With His Wife, Too) While he was mowing the lawn, the heat got to him, his bad leg gave out, and he fell down.…
Bill Murray and His Amazingly Extensive Hat Collection Are Pure Joy You can never have too much Bill Murray, especially with his amazingly extensive hat collection.
Mandatory Laughs: Today’s Funny Photos For 10-20-2020 Without today’s collection of funny photos (or the last one), we’re afraid you’re not getting the daily recommended laughs. So here’s…
President Trump Threatens to Leave US if Biden Wins Election, Threatens Us With the Time of Our Lives If Biden wins the election, Trump may leave the country. And from now until election night, we will pray to…
Mandatory Memes of the Week 10-19-2020 It’s Monday again and we’re sure you’re feeling just like us when we remember the glory that was the weekend.…
White House Embracing ‘Herd Immunity’ as COVID-19 Defense, Preparing Solo Cups of Kool-Aid As Well Much like chickenpox in third grade, the White House which, by default, means President Trump, believes that the best way…
Prime Target: Amazon Selling Weird Sex T-Shirts to Children (Again) It’s hard to like Jeff Bezos. If rumors are to be believed, homeboy is a power-hungry money-monger who treats his…