Biden Campaign Launches Virtual Lawn Signs For ‘Animal Crossing,’ Just as Likely to Be Ignored as Real-Life Ones The 2020 presidential election continues to be…unprecedented. The latest ploy in trying to get lazy-ass Americans out to vote on…
New iPhone Update Allows Users to Opt in For COVID Notifications, Most Likely a Series of Sad Mask-Free Emoji Faces This is the big problem with all contact tracing technology. In order for it to actually work, people need to…
Meanwhile in Florida: Man Arrested For Fake Pizza Orders, Cheesy Prank Still Reigns Supreme What might seem like a poorly executed prank cost a handful of pizzerias thousands of dollars. One pizza parlor was…
Mandatory Laughs: Today’s Funny Photos For 09-01-2020 Without today’s collection of funny photos (or the last one), we’re afraid you’re not getting the daily recommended laughs. So here’s…
Asteroid Heading Towards Earth Might Take the Election, Best News We’ve Heard So Far As if this year couldn’t get any stranger, it appears that an asteroid is headed towards earth. Experts estimate that…
Meanwhile in Florida: Man Hits Disney Employee Over Face Mask, Mickey Says See You in Magical Prison It all started on Aug. 14 when Toro and his family got in line, eagerly awaiting a wonderful day in…
Mandatory Memes of the Week 08-31-2020 It’s Monday again and we’re sure you’re feeling just like us when we remember the glory that was the weekend.…
Rudy Guiliani Says NBA Coach Doc Rivers Is Misleading Black People About Police, It’s Actually Way Worse Than He Describes Rudy, what are you thinking? Talk about being on the wrong side of history. Guiliani was once “America’s Mayor,” now…
Mandatory Laughs: Today’s Funny Photos For 08-31-2020 Without today’s collection of funny photos (or the last one), we’re afraid you’re not getting the daily recommended laughs. So here’s…
Mandatory Charts: Matt Shirley Shares Hilariously Perfect Visual of ‘Groundhog Day’ vs. a COVID Day Are we in a bad remake of 'Groundhog Day?' Matt Shirley has some thoughts.