Holy bloody hell.
This kid's mom just made high school much harder for him.
Poor kitty.
If you don't believe in ghosts, this report may change your mind.
She must play by the rules of her own employee handbook.
She'll probably get more than detention for this.
This will give insurance companies an even worse reputation.
The song gives her some sweet moves, too.
How 'bout that Cowboys owner?!
This kid has found his calling.