Rectum? Damn near killed him.
Let's all just take a break and read a book.
This is 2018 for you all so far, folks.
So it looks like hand dryers make your hands even dirtier.
Christmas came early this year.
Let's all skip the salad today.
Quite the prank.
Take that, bitch.
A tad too much playing.
Good lord, people. What's next, an emotional support rhinoceros?