Hilariously Awful Excuses Your Boss Has to Avoid Raises During Inflation The price of putting on pants has never been higher.
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Mike Tyson Punches Fellow Plane Passenger in Face Multiple Times, The Real Shocker Is That He’s Flying Coach (Video) This guy picked the wrong celeb to fanboy over.
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10 Names Joe Biden Should Call Vladimir Putin on Live TV (Except Brandon, That One Is Taken) Former President Trump was famed for giving nicknames to any leader or official whom he didn't care for, preferably over…
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Ecology Professor Believes Photos of Loch Ness Monster Actually Just Ultimate Dick Pic Is that a Loch Ness Monster in your lake or are you just happy to see me?
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NASA to Test Giant Slingshot, Earth Volunteers Jeff Bezos to Be First Man Slung Into Space Orbital insertion never sounded so sexy.