The Ted Cruz Self-Care Guide to Hairdos That Make All the Panties Hit the Floor You might not know it from his face, but Ted Cruz is a looker.
Kardashians Cut Line at Disneyland, Ride Teacups Alone in New Spinoff of Celebrity Privilege If only we could wave a magic wand and make the whole Kardashian clan go away.
Mandatory Laughs: Today’s Funny Photos For 04-15-2022 Without today’s collection of funny photos (or the last one), we’re afraid you’re not getting the daily recommended laughs, and we…
Netflix and Kill: The Vladimir Putin TV Guide to Streaming (After a Long Day of Genocide) He's "putin" the kill back in Netflix and Chill.
Meanwhile in Florida: Man Arrested With Trifecta of Guns, Drugs and Baby Alligator, Florida to Change Its State Flag This strange story out of Florida hits all the Bingo card boxes.
Daily Karen: Crazed Woman Goes Apeshit Over Black Lives Matter Apparel (Video) The pandemic has produced a plethora of whiners we have bestowed the name Karen to. Each Karen, seemingly incapable of…
Meanwhile in Texas: Tesla Driver Falls Asleep at Wheel, Nearly Mows Down Cops (Wait, People in Texas Have Teslas?) We never thought we'd see a Tesla in Texas.
TikTok Trends: ‘Coastal Grandmother’ Has Everyone Hot For Middle-Age Lifestyle Now we're horny for granny.
Mandatory Laughs: Woman Dyes Eyebrows with Just For Men, Cartoonishly Judgmental Expression That Never Stops It was only after she rinsed the dye off that she realized there might be a problem.
Mandatory Tweets: Man Lives-Tweets Through Dysentery in Shittiest Twitter Thread Ever This is the shittiest Twitter thread ever.