Put these in your pipe and smoke it.
Going out with a freaking bang.
Oh, the joy of the holidays.
That's one way to get kids to do their homework.
Anyone need to change their 'F' to an 'A'?
Time to laugh it up, folks.
I'm sticking to online shopping from now on.
Well damn.
Here's actually a good reason to not work out.
Bringing a whole new meaning to "die hard."