Jordan Klepper Harassing Matt Gaetz With Underage Jokes Is Our Favorite Scene of 2022 So Far Gaetz, whose fellow groundhogs aren't due to emerge for another few weeks was caught out above ground celebrating the one-year…
Meanwhile on Instagram: Pet Cloning Is the New, Creepy Trend For Furbaby Influencers Some people simply can’t let go…which is why “pet cloning” has become a new, creepy trend, especially among Instagram influencers.
Oscar Meyer Introduces Bologna Face Masks Because Who Doesn’t Want Processed Meat-Scented Skin? No one ever asked for a processed meat face mask, but since when does capitalism care?
Meanwhile in California: Town Resorts to Lasers to Stop 1,000 Pooping Crows, Can We Get This in VR? Crows are nature’s mistake.
Mandatory Laughs: Today’s Funny Photos For 01-21-2022 Without today’s collection of funny photos (or the last one), we’re afraid you’re not getting the daily recommended laughs, and we…
Meanwhile in California: Sisters of the Valley Nuns Grow and Smoke Their Own Weed (What Would Jesus Toke?) Puff, puff, pray.
Scientists Discover Dolphin Clitoris, That or Name It Flipper Bean (They Still Can’t Locate It on Humans) Dolphins are known for their big brains, but it’s another part of the porpoises’ anatomy that grabbed scientists’ attention lately.
Alarming Rate of Young Men Getting Vasectomies Has Perfect Built-In Pick-Up Line, Climate Crisis Doubles as Great Excuse When No Women Want Your Babies Now that's what we call ballin'.
Meanwhile in Illinois: After-School Satan Club Is Now in Session, Now There’s a Bumper Sticker All Parents Want Amen to that.
Meanwhile on TikTok: Man Shows Off Smallest Apartment in New York, Amazingly Still Fits His Ego Big Apple, tiny apartment.