These songs have been taking us for chumps for years.
O' Christmas penis, o' Christmas penis...
This guy gets it.
It's time you understand why you got that useless gift.
I give this post a 5/7.
Lesson learned.
Rolling in the dough.
Just stick with missionary.
If laughter is the best medicine, then these right here are like extra strength Tylenol.
He probably heard them loud and clear.