Meanwhile In Florida: Dog Hijacks Car and Does Donuts For Over an Hour (Another Holiday Miracle!) Dogs gone wild.
Holy Guacamole! Taco Saves Arizona Man’s Life in Shooting, Of Course Ate It Anyway As if you needed another reason to love tacos.
Man Locked in Store After Falling Asleep and Being Left Alone, Everything He Dreamed It Could Be Dreams do come true.
Man Snorts Cannabis Balloon Before Going to Prison, Screws Up Because Wrong Hole, Asshole Don't snort your stash; shove it up your ass like a normal person.
Octopus Takes MDMA and Gives Handsiest Hug Ever Without Consent, Immediate #MeToo Whistle Blown Even sea creatures require consent before groping.
Murderer Claims His Life Sentence Is Served After Briefly Dying in Hospital, Wakes Up to Same Cruel World This murderer would make an excellent lawyer.
Vegans Plan to Be Triggered During Holiday Pictures When Asked to Say ‘Cheese,’ Prefer to Say ‘Soybean Sprouts’ It ain't easy bein' cheesy, especially if you're a vegan.
RIP Lil Bub: The Internet’s Cutest Cat Goes to Pet Heaven (But She’ll Live On Forever In These GIFs) We’ve rounded up Lil Bub's greatest GIFs. May she have eternal life on the internet.
Amazon Pulls ‘Daddy’s Little Slut’ T-Shirt Amid Backlash, Safely Going With ‘Papa’s Silly Little Ho’ At least they didn't offend her driving.
Your O-Face Might Ironically Be the Thing That Gets You Porn Access A new bill would require facial recognition software to scan your face before you can log on to your favorite…
Mandatory Staff Picks: Best WWII Movies (Including Tom Hanks’ ‘Greyhound’) We’ve hand-selected the best films that capture the human experience during that historic time between 1939 and 1945.
“Christians” Hate Carrie Underwood Now [singlepic id=1678 w=600 h= float=center] Last week, Carrie Underwood, country music superstar and self-proclaimed Christian, voiced her support for gay…
Tiger Woods Might Be O.J. [singlepic id=1 w=600 h= float=center] An unidentified blonde woman was taken by stretcher from Tiger Woods’ house in Windermere, Florida…