Iowa Woman Killed by Explosion at Gender Reveal Party, Still Unlikely the End of These Terrible Parties As if we needed another reason to oppose gender reveal parties: now they're fatal.
Elon Musk to Replace Tesla Horns With Farts and Goat Noises (And Our Job Making Jokes Has Been Done For Us) Horns are overdue for a sound upgrade, but Elon Musk has taken it too far.
Weird News: TSA Finds ‘Like 20 Bags’ of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos in Woman’s Luggage, Claims It’s Not Easy Being Cheesy Those passengers will be fighting over that middle seat.
Mind-Reading Device Calms You Down For Only $150, Says Guy Who Never Smoked Weed You could buy the latest self-care gadget...or you could just roll a joint.
Justin Bieber Removes Wife’s Wedding Garter With Sexy Beaver Teeth Move, Hundreds of Young Beliebers Expected to Be Hospitalized for Terminal FOMO Well, that's one way to remove a garter.
Weird News of the Day: Bill Murray Applied for a Job at P.F. Chang’s Bill Murray has a backup plan in case his acting career doesn't work out.
Iowa Man Scores $3 Million In Beer Money, Still Too Cheap to Buy Everyone a Round Ask and you shall receive (beer money).
Bold Apple Strategy Threatens to Take Away Your Internet If You Don’t Upgrade Upgrade or go analog. These are your only options according to Apple.
Woman in Bloody Carrie Costume Horrifies First Responders After Car Crash, Can’t Tell If She’s Kidding It’s just a costume, not a life-threatening injury, guys.
President Trump Hands Out Halloween Candy at White House, Terrifies Children Without Costume or Decoration Our president is scary enough without a costume.
All Nine ‘Fast and Furious’ Movies, Ranked (Yes, There Are Nine of Them) How does The Fate of the Furious hold up against the other Fast and Furious movies, including the one nobody…
Attack on Titan: The Last Attack: When Could Its Crunchyroll Release Date Be? Attack on Titan: The Last Attack is back in the headlines. It focuses on Eren, who unleashes the unlimited power of…
Kanye West Hasn’t Called His Kids in a ‘Couple Months’, Says Kim Kardashian Kim Kardashian has revealed that her ex-husband Kanye West hasn’t called their kids for a “couple months” now. The SKIMS…
Manny Pacquiao Fighter Blog Week Two: Brandon Rios [VIDEO] In this week's Fighters' Blog, Manny Pacquiao talks about how dangerous he thinks Brandon Rios can become.
Lauren Sanchez Called Jennifer Lopez & Ben Affleck’s House an ‘Old Music Video Set,’ Says ‘Source’ Jeff Bezos recently visited Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck’s $60 million house with his wife, Lauren Sanchez. The newlyweds are seemingly looking for a property…