Pimp Sues Nike for Not Warning Him Their Shoes are Dangerous When Used to Assault People What a poor pimp.
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If You Want to Know What it Felt Like to be Aboard the Sinking Titanic, Pack Your Bags for China All aboard the worst ride ever!
Study Reveals Dogs Align Themselves With Earth’s Magnetic Field Before Taking a Dump Dogs have an internal compass for pooping.
Australian Police Forced to Grease Up Naked Man to Get Him Out of His Washing Machine When a naked man is involved in a news story, you know it's good.
The Most Bizarre Reddit AMA Ever: Answers From a Man With Two Penises The questions you didn't know you had and the answers you didn't know you wanted.