If you haven’t heard about the ice storm hitting the South, it probably means you don’t live in the South. If you do, you already know that tens of thousands of people are without power, and the storm was described as “an event of historical proportions.” So, while people fight over food in ever-depleting grocery stores, we figured we’d calm the masses with a different sort of Southern storm. That’s right: Alexis Texas. We took a gander at her Instagram and are happy to share her big bounty with you. It may be cold outside, but scrolling down may heat you up.
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