Megan Fox may be the foxy new April O’Neil for Michael Bay’s “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,” but she’s also quite the comedian. Cracking anus jokes left and right on “Conan” in this last week’s guest appearance, it’s hard to say how much of this butthole-based spirit animal talk was originally hers. No matter, because Megan manages to stun our eyes at the same time with her tight yet classy black mini dress. Emasculating Conan O’Brien is just icing on the cake. Oh, who are we kidding? He loves getting pelted by gorgeous girls. He probably writes the script himself. Now go enjoy Megan and enjoy a (hopefully) decent new ninja turtles movie.
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