Elizabeth Ostrander is a lot of things: surfer, kite boarder, real boob owner. Not only is Elizabeth your Miss December for the holidays, but she’s a rare Playboy Playmate to have a rack au naturale, especially during such a festive time of year. The sexy strawberry blonde says people constantly mistake her boobs for being fake, but we promise you this: they’re real, and they’re fantastic. If you didn’t know what to ask for this Christmas season, just ask your mom to splurge five bucks so you can spend the holidays alone with Elizabeth in your old bedroom, getting caught just like the old days. Boy, would I like to build a gingerbread house out of that!
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