Courtney Stodden is a lot of things (including the state of Washington’s most hated reality TV star), but your voice of political reason should not be one of them. Please don’t mistake that statement as us saying “don’t vote for Bernie Sanders,” though; vote for whoever the hell you want. All we’re saying is that the following endorsement video is pure nonsense.
I mean, seriously, what the f**k is that? Nobody wants to see that when they go to your Instagram page, especially when we’re so used to posts like these:
Kinda makes her weirdness melt right away, doesn’t it?
Now, if you’re looking for advice on how to keep your huge, fake cans in check…actually, you’re still barking up the wrong tree: Courtney Stodden’s Boobs Pop Out in Major Bikini Malfunction