Despite denying (over and over again) that they are dating, here’s Carrie Underwood and Dallas Cowboys quarterback, Tony Romo, at Romo’s 27th birthday party at the Dallas club, Ghostbar. Carrie looks hot and more importantly, drunk, so even with his Curious George ears, there’s no way Romo could have screwed this up that night. Convincing Carrie to put her panties in her purse would have been a snap. Get it, Tony? A snap!
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