The Church of Scientology had a “38th Anniversary” gala this weekend and you did nothing, Taliban. If all the 24 hour news channels would stop telling everyone where all of America’s infrastructure weak spots are for a minute and point their bulletins at things like Scientology events, maybe terrorists would finally hit something we don’t need and won’t miss. If they’d like to practice on a smaller target first, they’re more than welcome to go after the mutants in those fucking eHarmony commercials.
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