Everybody has confirmed that Christina Aguilera is pregnant except Christina Aguilera, and from the looks of these pictures, it’s hard to understand why she hasn’t. Jesus, her boobs are huge. I wish she’d say something because I don’t know whether I should masturbate or buy graham crackers. I think I’m in love.
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