I guess wearing sheer maternity clothes all of a sudden is one way to confirm you’ve been pregnant for over three months. In fact, I’d say it’s a hundred times better than Scarlett Johansson interrupting me when I’m at a restaurant trying to have dinner with my new girlfriend. Oh good God, Scarlett what’s with all the crying? Does everything have to be about you?!?
Disclaimer: This article contains mentions of cannibalism and sexual abuse. Reader discretion is advised. In a recent Instagram video, Armie…
