Too bad Britney Spears isn’t a British chick with huge boobs, because instead of pictures of ant farm extensions and cellulite, we’d have more pictures like this. That would be awesome, because even though I’m an American, I’d still put Gemma Atkinson, Kelly Brook, and Keeley Hazell up against any three of America’s “beauties.” Let Cameron Diaz, Kelly Clarkson, and Sarah Jessica Parker walk into a room full of guys after these three. They wouldn’t even make it inside the door before the stones and flaming arrows were in the air.
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