Everybody is saying that these pictures of Angelina Jolie are supposed to be undeniable proof that she’s pregnant, but unless I’m not aware of Dell’s new sonogram monitor, I’ll just wait until the baby comes out to be sure. I just hope she’s pregnant. Because unless Brad Pitt isn’t busy doing stem cell research or infiltrating North Korea’s nuclear testing facility, I fail to understand why his penis isn’t inside Angelina Jolie at all times.
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