It’s Valentine’s Day, so I guess that’s why when I turned my computer on this morning the heavens parted and God’s love beamed down gifts of Bar Refaeli at the Sports Illustrated 2008 Swimsuit Issue launch in a vacuumed sealed dress. I hope my other imaginary girlfriends understand, but I think I might be in love. The only thing appearing to be missing from these pictures is a rainbow meadow and forest creatures singing about true love’s kiss.
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