Scarlett Johansson is Popular





In an interview with Politico last week, Scarlett Johansson said that she trades frequent emails with Presidential hopeful, Barack Obama, and that she is “shocked that he keeps up their back-and-forth correspondence.” Johansson doesn’t really go into great detail about what these emails are about or why they are emailing each other at all, but it obviously can’t be anything bad because Obama is the golden calf and can do no wrong. Hero worshippers offer this explanation:

Scarlett Johansson has regular e-mail contact with presidential hopeful Barack Obama, but it may be because her twin brother, Hunter, works for him. Johansson said last week she offers Obama advice by e-mail and is “amazed” he finds the time to reply to her. “Someone like the senator, who is constantly traveling and constantly ‘on,’ how can he return these personal e-mails?”…Hunter, who was working as a community liaison for Manhattan Borough President Scott Stringer for over a year, left that job a few weeks ago. It’s not clear what his position is within the Obama campaign. “He was one of the nicest, most unpretentious employees ever,” said one Stringer staffer. “Nobody cared he was Scarlett’s brother; we all forgot the last name.”

My sister used to work in the mall at The Disney Store, but Mickey Mouse never emailed me. Why is Scarlett so special? Theories include my absence of a “gigantic rack.”

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