Let’s not kid ourselves here, Scarlett Johansson really can’t act for shit. Her songs suck and when she talks, she sounds like my junior high P.E. teacher. So can someone explain why she’s famous? There have to be at least two reasons. Man, I’m gonna rack my brain trying to solve this great mystery! Oh Scarlett, what are the secrets of your success!
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