Here’s Keeley Hazell launching the Playstation 3 game, MotorStorm Pacific Rift, in London yesterday and as you canohmygodwhatthehell. What’s the deal with her face? Has it always looked like that? And did she get a breast reduction while I was asleep? I’m confused. So in conclusion, Keeley Hazell’s tits look way smaller and her face isn’t as pretty. I have a sneaking suspicion that these two might be related somehow.
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