Dear God today is boring as hell, so here’s Mandy Moore at the NYSE looking like my ex-girlfriend after she showed up at my job and the security guards had to escort her off the premises. I don’t know what got into her. In my defense, I thought I made it clear to her best friend not to name the baby after me.
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