Due to our nation’s legal system and databases that track this sort of thing, Selena Gomez doesn’t show up on this site a lot. So, I guess she should have thought about that before she walked down the street sucking on a lollipop. I don’t know what she’s looking for in a boyfriend, but I have my own car so my mom doesn’t have to pick us up from the movies and I once made a 100 on a pre-Algebra test in the 8th grade. You know, if that helps my chances.
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