Not sure if you can tell, but Aubrey O’Day wants everyone to know that she’s in Playboy. Who knows why exactly, because just yesterday I jumped into the accelerator prematurely and leaped into the year 2541 where historians have called this the worst Playboy of all time. Theories include: no vagina and the fact that it’s Aubrey O’Day. Mystical elders from that time believed that it would be hard to masturbate to something that looks like you killed it in a video game once.
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