Okay, so maybe the Marisa Miller thing was a little harsh, because I never took into account that I would be posting pictures about Aubrey O’Day this morning. She’s still trying to whore out her Playboy to anybody who will listen, but too bad she looks like something Captain Kirk would fuck (NSFW/L). And that’s with makeup and CGI. Imagine the unadulterated hell it would be to wake up next to this skank. Christ, I’d rather wake up with my penis in a shark’s mouth.
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