Victoria’s Secrets hottie Doutzen Kroes is in Miami right now and here she is frolicking on the beach with her boyfriend. At least I think that’s her boyfriend. I’ve been told that I’m really, really racist, so I guess these pictures could have been taken right before he robbed her. During happier times.
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